Castle TV Show

Episode 7

“Yeah, well, you know we could always just cuddle, Castle.” ~Kate Beckett

Richard Castle: [after Beckett shows her badge while wearing a slinky dress at the fancy charity ball] Where was the badge?
NYPD Detective Kate Beckett: Don’t ask.

Richard Castle: How often are people killed in neighborhoods like this?
NYPD Detective Kate Beckett: Same as anywhere else, Castle, just the once.

NYPD Detective Kate Beckett: [as Beckett grinds her thick-heeled shoes into the dirtbag’s gun hand to keep him from killing Castle, she says] Go ahead… I need the practice.

Kate Beckett: Tell you what. You put any of the next three in the ten ring and I will give you the files.

NYPD Detective Kevin Ryan: Why do you writers always call them “perps”?
Richard Castle: Isn’t that what you call them?
NYPD Detective Kevin Ryan: Ah, we’ve got a whole lot of names for them. Pipehead, pisshead, orc, creep,
NYPD Detective Javier Esposito: Crook, knucklehead, chucklehead,
NYPD Detective Kevin Ryan: Churd, turd,
NYPD Detective Javier Esposito: Destro, scall,
NYPD Detective Kevin Ryan: Skexy, slicko, slick,
NYPD Detective Javier Esposito: Mope,
NYPD Detective Kevin Ryan: Sleekstak.
Richard Castle: [scribbling in his notepad] Slow down, slow down!